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Darth Vader Calls Apple [Video]

It’s clear that Apple wants the whole Antennagate thing to stop, but people can’t help but releasing spoof videos - and they’re actually pretty funny. Here’s a new one: Darth Vader calls Apple, asking about his iPhone 4.

As TechCrunch reports, the choice lines:

“Are you seriously defending the new phone by saying that it almost performs as well as the old phone? Is that what the plan is?”

“So everybody gets hit with 4 times the radiation just because these idiots can’t work together?”

“Ha ha, and get what, the EVO? I mean those poor saps are having light leaks and their screens peeling off after a couple of days.”

“And don’t even get me started on the Droid X. Uh, let’s see, you take the original phone, remove the physical keyboard, make it as big as a toaster, and still don’t add a front-facing camera? Yeah, that’s progress.”

“Look, just level with me: it’s AT&T isn’t it? If it is just cough or something.”


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